Toilet Issues (Part One)
sometimes, deciding halfway to excuse yourself to go to the washroom can be a bit of an adventure. or rather that's what the designers smartly thought it would, or should be. you know what i'm talking about. those washrooms that require you to have a nice quick stroll, with your butts clenching tighter as each corner ends, hoping that you won't have a 'little accident' and having to leave your date in the restaurant to pay the smug waiter who thinks he or she just got fooled.
there's one washroom that i have in mind. one day when you're visiting raffles city, and you've got a couple of hours to spare, you can actually try to visit one of their toilets which is if i'm not wrong after one of the burger outlet or something. it's a joy, that is, if your definition of joy is having to have soiled underwear or having a wet crotch like fergie.
i'm not exaggerating. it really is a long journey. and it's made even worse by the number of turns you have to take to get the throne. and apparently the guy's toilet is even further than the ladies. now why is that so? is it because we have stronger muscles and the ability to hold our pee for a longer time. but i thought ladies always screamed for equality? alright, let's get that out for now.
Update
so exams are near to being over with. and my work has started, being hit by a weeks worth's of bar work, and on a saturday. so if any is reading right now, come on down and hit tcc at isetan scotts, and always remember that the house coffee and tea and lattes are good. so forget the others and just go for them. and i'll make it with a smile. and my life is always being screwed by drinks that require chocolate sauce. then attachment is also starting. and i am gonna be so screwed with so many things. i'm starting with training as well. ah, but how hard can it be eh?
alright, i'll end of with a joke. or a rather pathetic one i should add.
Q: Do you know why there's a limit on how much you can tint your windows to?
A: Because it will be easier to confirm that the bad drivers around you are ladies.
